- Little sister: Today I found some of your old manga comics. And they were like yaoi. But with fire. I'll show you later.
- Me: What.
(Today I bought The Avengers sticker album)
Me: wow, you must think that I’m a freak
(because in the last month I have spent like 120 euros in comics and stuff)
Guy of the store: maybe you’re a freak. But an intelligent and sexy freak”.