so i was eating chips and i took one to my mouth but then, when the chip graved my teeth… exploded. But seriously it exploded in pieces.

Right now a cool dude just entered the shop. Like a really cool dude. With cool tattoos, a cool hat, cool t-shirt. And green crocs.

Green crocs. Oh my godness. I feel bad for laughing, but people with dirty crocs on the street just make me laugh.